I was driving home from a date in Leeds very late last night. The driving conditions were terrible. The fog was making driving really really difficult. There was a pile up on the opposite carriage way. God knows how many cars were there – I’d say at least 20. It looked so eery just seeing [...]

New European research just released. The French say they need the biggest condoms at 15.48cm long, which is a whole 3cm longer than the Greeks, who needed the smallest. And I thought it was just that sexy French accent I was attracted to …

I might be a bit chilly in this sexy little number but I’m sure we will soon be hot and steamy!

Manchester Airport 2 December (one day only) London 11 December (one day only) Edinburgh 16-18 December – with Annabelle Belfast 19-22 January – with Annabelle

I’ve just received a thank you email from one gent I met for the first time in London this week. He has given permission for me to share it with you … “My dear Amber Many thanks for a simply fantastic couple of hours yesterday.  I told you that I had wanted to meet you [...]

Well I’ve just returned from a very successful trip to London despite my cancellations! I managed to meet up with some lovely new guys because of that, so all’s well that ends well. On Tuesday I had a very stimulating evening over dinner in Borough Market and even more stimulating dessert (thank you for the [...]

Sorry but I have to have a little moan. I am travelling down to London for three days tomorrow and so far I have received six cancellations. Now I do realise that sometimes other things just can’t be helped but this is a record number of cancellations and I am feeling a little irritated. Please [...]

Two cuties Oh my god how cute are these two? Not the ladies, the pandas! I want a cuddle now!

Well I’m looking forward to coming down to London next week but there is just one problem. I have been let down for a dinner date on Tuesday evening not once but twice! Can you believe it? I’m a damsel in distress looking for her knight in shining armour. If you would like to take [...]

Yesterday I arranged to meet my good friend Anna Aroma at the Trafford Centre for a spot of shopping and a bite to eat. She called to say she was at the arranged place but said she had a mutual friend with her. A bit puzzled, I headed on over to meet her. It turned [...]