It has been a while since I did a proper “tour”. I do hate that word but as it is the one that people recognise and use, then I guess I am stuck with it.

So, my destination of choice is Belfast! I will be departing Manchester Sunday 5 February and will be available in Belfast until Wednesday 8 February. I will be staying, as usual at a smart, discreet city centre hotel and will be available for incalls and selected outcalls within the city centre. I am so looking forward to some fun and games.

My suitcase is packed with some deliciously naughty Agent Provocateur frillies, decadently high patent heels, seamed stockings etc. So if you fancy a saucy encounter, don’t delay in getting in touch. My diary is filling up fast …

I did promise before Christmas to post a few more pics from my Caribbean cruise. Well, what with Christmas and a busy January, I have only finally got around to doing just that. As January is a cold and miserable month, I hope these pics brighten your day. What do you think of my hair au naturel? It really is not worth me trying to blow dry it in a humid country as it doesn’t last five minutes.

I would definitely recommend a Caribbean cruise – even though the weather wasn’t great – we had a bit of rain on some days – the lovely locals and the (extremely potent) Rum Punches definitely made it a trip to remember. It is difficult to recall what happened at each destination but I do have great memories of Grand Turk. We were sitting on the beach drinking beer (yes me – drinking beer out of bottles!) when my travel companion decided to take a dip in the sea to cool off, fully dressed. As you do. Anyway, after said cooling off he returned to his sun lounger and after a few minutes somebody in the sea started shouting “there is money in the sea”. The sea was scattered with dollars which had come out of his pockets and everybody had a giggle trying to collect them back up again! That was funny.

I have to mention the cuisine in the speciality restaurants. It was truly outstanding. I have dined in some amazing Michelin starred restaurants but this food was to die for. We shared the most delicious chateaubriand one evening, accompanied by a superb Cote Rotie. Bliss! I also discovered Rubis chocolate wine for the first time. I am not a lover of sweet wines generally, but this is now one of my guilty pleasures.

I was known as the Dancing Queen on the ship as I never stopped dancing. I went to all the ballroom dancing classes, danced on stage at the sailaway parties, danced in the window of a bar with another lady (I blame the Rum Punch) and was the first on the dance floor each evening in the nightclubs. I must be the only person alive to ever loose weight on a cruise!

One thing I learned is that I have to take swimming lessons. Some lovely person pushed me into the swimming pool during one sailaway party. He was not to know that I can’t swim. Luckily there was nice lady for me to cling on to before I was fished out by two gents. I was genuinely scared to death. The guy couldn’t apologise enough and felt awful. That was a talking point over dinner that evening.

I took this photo in a botanical garden in St Kitts. The bush was covered in these amazing caterpillars. I had do a bit of googling to find out it is a Pseudosphinx tetrio or bat moth caterpillar. They can grow to 6 inches long! Cute or what?

Ah memories …

Just a quickie to let you know that I will be ensconced in a beautiful hotel in Manchester city centre  23-25 January. I have limited availability. The lovely Dexi may be available to join us too! Dare you?

Well 2012 is finally here. How did you celebrate on New Years Eve 2011? Are you still recovering I wonder? I had a pretty quiet evening at a Manchester hotel with a few close friends, dinner and few bottles of bubbly. Nothing raucous I am sorry to say. It was just a nice end to the year. Have you guessed what is missing from this picture? Correct, I don’t have a drink in my hand. A miracle has occurred. I did manage to catch the fireworks in London on TV. Weren’t they spectacular? 250,00 people lined the banks of the Thames. The event has been widely hailed by the press and public as a stunning success. There was more than a nod to the Olympics as some of the fireworks were launched in the shape of the Olympic rings.

The fireworks themselves, which cost £276,000 were all set for the first time to a music soundtrack and featured songs such as Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody, The Beatles Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds and Vangelis Chariots of Fire. It also included recordings of “Mind the Gap” announcements from London tubes. In order to explode exactly in time with the music, the fireworks were controlled by GPS which meant satellite technology was used to synchronise the fireworks with the music, lighting and all the different firing points.

The fireworks shooting out from Big Ben were truly amazing. I would have loved to experience it first hand instead of on TV.

I for one can’t wait to see what they will come up with for the Olympics!

So, have you made any New Years Eve resolutions? I don’t normally bother but I have made one this year. It is seeemples.

Buy. More. Shoes.

Yippee! It is that festive time of year again.

I had a great lead up to the big day. Dexi and I were invited to That London for dinner date the day before Christmas Eve. The sensible side of me thought it was maybe a bit too near Christmas. The train back to Manchester might be delayed, cancelled etc. I consulted Dexi and we decided to go for it! So with a flurry of emails we were off. We checked ourselves in to a hotel just around the corner from our date. We had much fun doing girlie stuff, choosing outfits, make up, hair etc, singing Christmas carols and doing silly dances. Our hotel concierge informed us that the hotel we were visiting was a 2 minute walk. 20 minutes after we left the hotel we were still wandering around Leicester Square. Not good when you can imagine the height of our heels. Anyhow we arrived a tad late and slightly windswept but soon warmed up with a few cocktails in the bar. Dinner was enormous! I have never seen such big portions in a 5 star hotel. We even shared two starters and two mains between the three of us  and there was enough left on the plate for another two people. Our table received slightly better attention from the waiters than the other tables. I can’t imagine why…

So, fed and watered we ventured up to M’s room for some extra special “afters”. The room had a giant mirror beside the bed so it felt like we were starring in our very own porn film. It was very erotic. Such a shame we were so engrossed in the activities I totally forgot to get my camera out! The room had massive floor to ceiling windows so I wandered (naked apart from a waspie belt) over to take a peek at the revellers on the pavement below only to discover a group of young guys waving at me! I hadn’t realised how illuminated the window was. Dexi (also naked) was quick to join me and we caused a bit of a stir as we performed our own impromptu version of “Jiggle Bells” to the gathering crowd below. M seemed highly amused. It was hilarious!

We left M in high spirits and then proceeded to get hopelessly lost in the hotel. The lift was nowhere to be seen. Somehow, we ended up in the staff quarters and startled some young guy having his supper! He gently pointed us in the right direction and we found our way home eventually. The next morning we wandered around  Euston Station searching for silly Santa hats for the journey home. Alas, there were none to be found. What a disappointment! We were even tempted to nick some of the tinsel from the First Class lounge but no, we were not that naughty. We were still giggling about the previous night’s antics on the train on the way home.  A super way to start the Christmas festivities!

I would like to thank my lovely guys for a fantastic 2011. I’ve had a fun filled year and had some amazing experiences. I was thrilled to receive some fab gifts this year for which I am truly thankful. Amongst other things I received a Hermes scarf, a beautiful oil painting, some gorgeous Jo Malone smellies, some Agent Provocateur frillies, a Missoni bikini, an Aspinal woolly scarf and some Aspinal leather gloves. Phew, didn’t she do well! I must have been a good girl mustn’t I? Not like this poor girl ^^^

I hope you all got what you wanted from Santa! Enjoy the rest of the Christmas Holidays won’t you? Are you sick of mince pies yet?

I arrived back in rainy Manchester from my sunshine Caribbean cruise yesterday and feeling a little jetlagged today. I am literally hitting the ground running tomorrow as I have quite a busy schedule ahead. I will share some of my memories and more pictures with you at a later date. Here is a sneaky peek of one of the formal evenings – I so hope you like it!

I just wanted to make you aware that I am available for incalls in Manchester city centre next week 12-14 December. I have a very smart city centre apartment so why not come and join me? This will be my last incall availability before Christmas. I have very limited availability (actually for the whole two weeks leading up to Christmas) so to avoid disappointment, please get in touch as soon as you can.

Tomorrow, I am being whisked away for a tropical island adventure! I have been stressing so much about my baggage allowance. 23 kilos for a two week trip is no joke when formal wear is required on four evenings! I have been informed that there may not even be an option to pay for excess baggage at the airport. Oh dear. My argument is that I only weigh 7 stone, which is about half a person, so I should be allowed to take as much as I want. Somehow I don’t think anyone will take me seriously!

Sexy, retro bathing suit, check, designer sunglasses, check, floppy sun hat, check, pretty, impractical flip flops, check, trashy chic lit paperback, check. Plus half  a dozen pair of heels. Sorted then.

I will be back in the UK on Sunday 11 December and will be available for Manchester escort dates from the Monday. Gents, please be aware that my diary leading up to Christmas is extremely busy and I will have limited availability to meet you in the North West area before Christmas. So if you are looking to give yourself the ultimate sweet, petite treat for Christmas, don’t delay. I will be responding to emails while I am away but my phone will not be answered until I am back in the UK.

TTFN! xxx

Well firstly, my sincere apologies that I have not updated my blog recently. I know many of you wait with baited breath for each new addition lol! I have been very busy of late with “stuff”.

Last weekend I ventured into the world of fetish with Dexi. We were invited to London for the weekend by D and all three of us attended the Torture Garden. We prepared for the evening in our pied a terre, which was an interesting converted church. It was such fun getting ready over a few glasses of wine and nibbles

As you can see, my outfit was quite eyecatching! I think the dress on its own would have been nice but not very exciting. I loved wearing that bright pink wig and I certainly attracted quite a lot of attention during the evening from both ladies and gents alike. Dexi went down the military route in corset, hat, boots and holdup stockings and D was head to toe in black leather. Dexi had dog collars for both D and I. Mine coordinated perfectly with my outfit – black with little red hearts on it. I was very excited and just a little nervous. I had little butterflies in my stomach as I anticipated the evening ahead.

We arrived at the Torture Garden by cab and it was stunning. They had really gone to town on the Halloween theme and the main room was decorated like a forest. Dexi and were soon dancing in a cage at the side of the dancefloor and we were joined by a few people. I found myself being picked up by a very cute guy. He literally turned me upside down and I was suspended from the bars of the cage by my legs. Dexi had to come to my rescue as my wig was just about to fall off. Hilarious! We still have no idea what the purpose of his actions were.

I’m not going to be too graphic as to what adventures we got up to, except to say that much fun was had by all. It was a very erotic evening. I enjoyed both watching and taking part in various different scenarios involving some very sexy people. And Dexi gave me a jolly good orecking (private joke lol!).

Dexi and I are out to play next week. We have a lovely 2 bedroom apartment in the city centre next week from Monday 17 October until Thursday 20 October.

Would you like to be entertained by two lusciously liberated ladies?  A fabulous, fun and downright filthy fanfare of feminine flesh awaits! Expect corsets aplenty, sexy seamed stockings and suspenders, decadently high heels and much more.

We are of course available for one on one escort bookings but why not spoil yourself and enjoy the company of two very naughty and sexy ladies?

Come and join us …

Vibrators are a £608 million business. In the UK vibrators are as ubiquitous as cars from the £7 Ford Fiesta to a £2,000 Rolls-Royce diamond encrusted platinum creation.

I personally have a whole drawer full of buzzing things. However, my favourite one of all time is my Omax or, as I call it, my OOOOOOOOmax! This is not actually marketed as a vibrator but a personal massager. I am now on my third (or is it fourth) one. They are mains chargeable, so this can be a bit tricky when travelling as one can’t remove the batteries to avoid embarrassing situations. My solution is to always carry a roll of tape to stop it accidentally switching itself on. Another disadvantage is that I have to carry the charger everywhere with me or else I could end up feeling a bit frustrated lol!. The downside is after a period of time they get noisier and noisier and then they just pack up. Or is it just me? Anyhow, I thought I would share some interesting facts I have discovered about vibrators.

The vibrator was originally invented to “cure women of hysteria”. As long as a husband gave his consent, a doctor would use his hands to stimulate the woman to relieve a “starved womb”. This guy here seems to be offering a much similar service! In 1869 one doctor invented a tool that would save his fingers the work and so the first vibrator was born. It was recommended that the vibrator be placed on a woman’s pelvis for about 5 minutes to achieve best results.

In 1883, British doctor, Joseph Mortimer Granville created the first portable vibrator. It weighed 40lb and was the size of a dining table. Previously, Dr George Taylor invented a steam powered vibrator called the Manipulator. Astoundingly, it measured around 12 ft and needed a supply of coal!

The vibrator actually beat the iron and the vacuum cleaner by a decade! It became a household staple in 1899, just behind the sewing machine, kettle and toaster. Those Victorian ladies certainly had their priorities right!

Using a vibrator for 20 minutes a day will increase one’s level of testosterone, thus balancing the immune system, improving cognition, promoting bone growth and keeping one’s skin healthy and supple.

Vibrators have improved aesthetically over the years. 10 years ago, the Rabbit was the most popular choice but is now considered a little “tacky”. Vibrators have now become sleek and cute. The top selling vibrator is now the Gigi by Lelo. I actually have one of the in Purple and, although I think they are a very good product and very pleasing on the eye, I still prefer my trusty Omax.

Vibrators can even beat a recession. Sales of vibrators and sex toys have stayed steady over the tough economic period recently. Lower end products such as Durex’s “Play” line have actually increased by 27 percent. These products are actually great fun and I have tried several items from the range. Obviously people are preferring to entertain themselves at home more than ever before.

Now where is that Omax …..